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google rocks
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- Adding bots to your chat list - Google Chat Help (view on Google Sidewiki)
Tuesday, January 19, 2010
Funny Laws
LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an
engaged one.
LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least
accessible corner.
LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a
flat tire.
BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know
increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine
won't work, it will!
LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle
arrive last.
LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your
boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an
engaged one.
LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least
accessible corner.
LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a
flat tire.
BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know
increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine
won't work, it will!
LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle
arrive last.
LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your
boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
One Liners
Two rights do not make a wrong.
They make an airplane.
If at first you don't succeed,
destroy all evidence that you even tried.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather,
not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car
People who say you can't buy happiness
just don't know where to shop.
Join the army
Travel the world,
Meet interesting people
And kill them.
The latest survey shows that
three out of four people make
up 75% of the population.
'm not tense,
just terribly, terribly alert.
Age doesn't always bring wisdom.
Sometimes age comes alone.
They make an airplane.
If at first you don't succeed,
destroy all evidence that you even tried.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather,
not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car
People who say you can't buy happiness
just don't know where to shop.
Join the army
Travel the world,
Meet interesting people
And kill them.
The latest survey shows that
three out of four people make
up 75% of the population.
'm not tense,
just terribly, terribly alert.
Age doesn't always bring wisdom.
Sometimes age comes alone.
Monday, January 18, 2010
Funny Surveys
A) The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
B) On the other hand, the French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
C) The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
D) The Italians drink generous amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
Conclusion: Eat & drink what you like. It's speaking English that kills you.
2.A World wide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was:
'Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?'
The survey was a huge failure, In Africa they didn't know what 'food' meant, In India they didn't know what 'honest' meant, In Europe they didn't know what 'shortage' meant, In China they didn't know what 'opinion' meant, In the Middle East they didn't know what 'solution' meant, In South America they didn't know what 'please' meant, And in the USA they didn't know what 'the rest of the world' meant…!!!!
B) On the other hand, the French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
C) The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
D) The Italians drink generous amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
Conclusion: Eat & drink what you like. It's speaking English that kills you.
2.A World wide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was:
'Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?'
The survey was a huge failure, In Africa they didn't know what 'food' meant, In India they didn't know what 'honest' meant, In Europe they didn't know what 'shortage' meant, In China they didn't know what 'opinion' meant, In the Middle East they didn't know what 'solution' meant, In South America they didn't know what 'please' meant, And in the USA they didn't know what 'the rest of the world' meant…!!!!
Thursday, January 14, 2010
Increase your fan rating and send testimonial to yourself
send testimonial to yourself
1.Go to friend page
2.Invite any non existing email.
3.click back on friend page
4.click on edit in front of that user...
5.edit your email in replace.
6.send new invite
7.log out
8.log in and now you will get a frnd request from your account do not add yourself
9.repeat process 1 to 7 again...
10.log in and now you will find yourself being added to your account...
11.now copy the write testimonial url for any other profile
12.replace the uid no of your profile in the url
13NOw you will have a testimonial page ...Just write it on and you can send yourself the testimonial....
Additional Faayede
Increase your fan by being the fan of yourself...
To make you guyz sure that this trick works ...This is my orkut profile check it out yourself Orkut-Mohit
1.Go to friend page
2.Invite any non existing email.
3.click back on friend page
4.click on edit in front of that user...
5.edit your email in replace.
6.send new invite
7.log out
8.log in and now you will get a frnd request from your account do not add yourself
9.repeat process 1 to 7 again...
10.log in and now you will find yourself being added to your account...
11.now copy the write testimonial url for any other profile
12.replace the uid no of your profile in the url
13NOw you will have a testimonial page ...Just write it on and you can send yourself the testimonial....
Additional Faayede
Increase your fan by being the fan of yourself...
To make you guyz sure that this trick works ...This is my orkut profile check it out yourself Orkut-Mohit
Wednesday, January 13, 2010
Amazing Math Trick
you can use this online calculator :-- calculator
This math trick will determine your birthday. Just follow the steps with a calculator and press equal after each step
1. Add 18 to your birth month
2. Multiply by 25
3. Subtract 333
4. Multiply by 8
5. Subtract 554
6. Divide by 2
7. Add your birth date
8. Multiply by 5
9. Add 692
10. Multiply by 20
11. Add only the last two digits of your birth year
12. Subtract 32940 to get your birthday!
The answer's format is: month/day/year. For example, an answer of 123199 means that you were born on December 31, 1999
This Math Trick will determine your phone number
1. Grab a calculator (You won’t be able to do this one in your head)
2. Key in the first three digits of your phone number (NOT the area code-if your number is 01-123-4567, the 1st 3 digits are 123)
3. Multiply by 80
4. Add 1
5. Multiply by 250
6. Add the last 4 digits of your phone number
7. Add the last 4 digits of your phone number again
8. Subtract 250
9. Divide number by 2
well the answer seems a bit familiar ...haha its your phone number
This math trick will determine your birthday. Just follow the steps with a calculator and press equal after each step
1. Add 18 to your birth month
2. Multiply by 25
3. Subtract 333
4. Multiply by 8
5. Subtract 554
6. Divide by 2
7. Add your birth date
8. Multiply by 5
9. Add 692
10. Multiply by 20
11. Add only the last two digits of your birth year
12. Subtract 32940 to get your birthday!
The answer's format is: month/day/year. For example, an answer of 123199 means that you were born on December 31, 1999
This Math Trick will determine your phone number
1. Grab a calculator (You won’t be able to do this one in your head)
2. Key in the first three digits of your phone number (NOT the area code-if your number is 01-123-4567, the 1st 3 digits are 123)
3. Multiply by 80
4. Add 1
5. Multiply by 250
6. Add the last 4 digits of your phone number
7. Add the last 4 digits of your phone number again
8. Subtract 250
9. Divide number by 2
well the answer seems a bit familiar ...haha its your phone number
Lock your private folder without any software
Here is step-by-step guide to achieve that.
>Copy the following text file which contains the program code:-
Lockcode.txt
>Paste the above code in notepad or create a new text document by right clicking on your desktop and selecting New->Text Document.
>Replace “type your password here” with your password in the code you just pasted on the notepad. DON’T FORGET THIS.
>Now convert that .txt file to .bat extension..
> Now you can see a MS-DOS BATCH file you just created. See the picture below:-
> Double click on it to create a new folder named “Locker“.
> Now put all files and folders you want to protect in to this new folder “Locker“.
> Double click that BATCH file again to lock the folder “Locker”. It will disappear as soon as it gets locked.
> If you want to unlock that folder, double click the BATCH file again. You will be prompted for the password, enter the correct password and that folder “Locker” will then be appear which is easily accessible by you.
That’s it. You are done.
>Copy the following text file which contains the program code:-
Lockcode.txt
>Paste the above code in notepad or create a new text document by right clicking on your desktop and selecting New->Text Document.
>Replace “type your password here” with your password in the code you just pasted on the notepad. DON’T FORGET THIS.
>Now convert that .txt file to .bat extension..
> Now you can see a MS-DOS BATCH file you just created. See the picture below:-
> Double click on it to create a new folder named “Locker“.
> Now put all files and folders you want to protect in to this new folder “Locker“.
> Double click that BATCH file again to lock the folder “Locker”. It will disappear as soon as it gets locked.
> If you want to unlock that folder, double click the BATCH file again. You will be prompted for the password, enter the correct password and that folder “Locker” will then be appear which is easily accessible by you.
That’s it. You are done.
Problem in formating PenDrive ?
Sometimes we find some error in formating pendrive
>Rt click on computer
>manage
>disk management
>right click on pen drive
>change drive letters and paths
>Remove
>plug pendrive out
>plug in pen drive
>Format...
>Rt click on computer
>manage
>disk management
>right click on pen drive
>change drive letters and paths
>Remove
>plug pendrive out
>plug in pen drive
>Format...
