Tuesday, January 19, 2010

One Liners

Two rights do not make a wrong.
They make an airplane.

If at first you don't succeed,
destroy all evidence that you even tried.

I want to die while asleep like my grandfather,
not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car

People who say you can't buy happiness
just don't know where to shop.

Join the army
Travel the world,
Meet interesting people
And kill them.

The latest survey shows that
three out of four people make
up 75% of the population.

'm not tense,
just terribly, terribly alert.

Age doesn't always bring wisdom.
Sometimes age comes alone.